May 2013
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beefbroccoli:
i’m a firm believer in gaying the pray away
circumcisions:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
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Why Australia is officially the best country...
fromfictionwithlove:
People joke about Australia being a wacky, funny country but seriously…
The Australian government just spent $300,000 on a massive whale hot air balloon….With what appears to be 4 lovely sets of breasts. It is solely designed to look awesome and fly around the country side when they think the time is right.
I call your freedom and raise you a titwhale.
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“Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
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greatwhiteprivilege:
don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
don’t
don’t
don’t
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grasstomyknees:
Jay-Z and Beyonce are not giving Blue Ivy Lunchables and Capri Sun. Blue Ivy eats farm grown, roasted triceratops meat and drinks organic unicorn milk and bathes in the tears of all you hating ass hoes. That’s why she’s so tall. Because they’re rich. Like, Jay-Z is probably gonna buy her a fucking continent for her 2nd birthday.
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opheliyahiney:
I live my sex life vicariously through the characters of The L Word.
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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bebroom:
a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
taeomi:
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
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janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
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Parent: my child got a B on their report card.
Parent: Oh I know I'll yell and insult them and unknowingly lower their self-confidence!
Parent: They'll get an A for sure!
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Things you do not have to feel guilty about
hitgurl:
Saying no sometimes
Wanting to be alone sometimes
Saying no to sex
Saying yes to sex
Not being sure about your life career
Deciding to study instead of going out
Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
Ending a relationship that is hurting you
Not liking the things everyone else likes
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wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
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adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
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its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
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boltstuck:
boltstuck:
TIME TO BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY
holy shit is that a fanfic update
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Reblog if you're a quiet/shy person naturally but...
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so many things i want to do during the summer
that i probably wont end up doing them
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